Sunday, March 16, 2008

Let's (Not) Go Krogering

It's been awhile since I've sat down long enough at the computer to write much of anything. We've had some recent developments:

One, we got our sea shipment at the end of February. I think I've finally got everything put away. Or at least stashed somewhere that I don't have to look at it.

Two, I got a new camera. A Canon S5IS for anyone who's interested in knowing. Set Colin back a pret-ty penny, too, I might add. That'll teach 'im! He won't be leaving this camera in bathrooms, I don't think! Though now what will I say to him whenever a picture-worthy event happens? I won't be able to say, "Gee, wish I could take a picture of that" or "Wow. That would've been a good picture" anymore. Hmmmm. I'll think of something. I know how much he must miss me saying that.

So anyway, hooray on both counts! Yes, things are looking up here in Singapore. Even more so now that I've discovered my new favorite person. And his name would be Kenny the Grocer. Kenny is my new favorite person because he has rescued me from one of my Top 5 Most Hated Domestic Chores: Grocery Shopping. It ranks up there with Cooking (holding strong in the number 1 spot), Mopping, Cleaning the Bathrooms, and -- well, okay let's just admit it, Most Other Domestic Chores.

But anyway, if you think that grocery shopping in America is a pain, it's like some sort of sick joke in Singapore. Though you'll shop at the same grocery chain, you'll quickly find that not every store carries the same items. You'll also learn the hard way that just because the store had something in stock last week doesn't mean that they'll have it this week (or next week, or the week after that). And there will inevitably be at least 7 items on your list that you'll have to race around to no less than 3 different stores for -- and one of those stores must be on the other side of Singapore in an area that you have never been to. And then you'll find that you're sharing tips and trading info with your neighbor and the ladies in your daughter's ballet class. "Oh, they got a shipment in of Tostitos at the Cold Storage on 6th Avenue!" "Hey, I saw macaroni and cheese at the King Albert Cold Storage last week." "Can anyone tell me where I can find a box of {insert name of hard-to-find, but must-have item here} ?" "Oh, good luck finding that! I haven't seen that since last September." But still, you give it a try. You go to the grocery store (fight traffic, pay to park, find a spot). You get your 20 cents out to pay for your cart. Ooops, don't have change? Well, get one of those free kiddie carts with the orange bicycle flag on it then. Off you go. And you'll actually make a day (an entire day!) of pinballing from one store to the next, frantically gathering the items on your list, doing one of the things that you hate most.

Then one day, your doorbell rings and there, in a ray of light, stands Kenny the Grocer who asks you if there's anything you need from the store; he'll go get it for you. [Cue the Hallelujah chorus] His grocery works with all of the Cold Storages and they have "plenty supply", so "no problem!" Kenny has brought me those little teddy bear cookies that Ali likes so much (not Teddy Grahams, but as close as we can find here) and Easy Mac macaroni when there was none to be found. He brings me Alex's soy milk (Silk in the blue box only! A rare item here.) He brings my fresh fruit, meat, milk, juice, cereal, ice cream....everything. I truly believe that if Kenny can't get it for me, it's not in this country. I pay Kenny the same price that I pay in the grocery store. (I don't dare question how this is possible) And he unpacks it for me and promises to call tomorrow. No more grocery scavenger hunts for me! Whatever will I do with my time?

So, I have a special place in my heart for Kenny. I don't even mind that he keeps calling me "CahleenMahtin". I tried and gave up explaining to Kenny that Colin is my husband, my name is Jodi. But he will hear none of it. To Kenny, I'm still "CahleenMahtin". And that's OK, because whether we call each other by the right names isn't important. What's important is that Kenny calls me every morning ("except no Sundays!") and asks me if there's anything I need from the store that day.

More later!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jodi, Jodi, Jodi, my love...EVEN in Singapore there must be a fee for having a personal shopper...think about it, you crazy American! (Hint - "Me Tarzaan, you Jane!"...) :D (Sounds like it may be worth it though!)

ronbon said...

Steven King...good writer. Carl Sandburg...okay writer. Cahleenmahtin....my new favorite writer!!! I have this Kenny guy pictured with a golden glow behind him when you answer the door! So good to hear from you. Your aunt Bonnie has a shopper like Kenny...me! and your friend Julie is right..THERE IS A FEE!!!Love ya bunches Ronnie and Bonnie

Husker Mom said...

I have you number now via my favorite cuz so I want to talk to you sometime. I want to help out with care packages unless mailing is impossible. Military wives are very familiar with supplementing the local availability of US products when husbands are overseas, but they can ship to APO or FPO box so there is more sincerity the box will arrive intact. Let me know about shipping, I can get your address from your momma, but what favs are you and the fam craving. Love from you Cali cuz Prayers are being lifted for a wonderful spring break for your whole family.

Husker Mom said...

Sorry messed up on that one sentence about FPO and APO boxes. Should have read"...there is more certainty the box will arrive intact."

Jodi said...

You guys are sick, sick, sick! (But you do have me a little worried about some sort of "hidden fee"! haha) I know, amazing as it sounds, it really is free! We figure that either he gets some sort of percentage of sales from Cold Storage or he was absent that day in economics class when they discussed the concept of wholesale cost vs. retail cost.

Dana (Big Sis) said...

I want a Kenny! Don't get too spoiled over there in Singapore. When you come back to the states you won't know what to do with yourself. Love to you all Dana and Reagan.

Wife of the Pres. said...

You really need to be in stand-up comedy! Your posts are so funny! And could you please bring Kenny back to the States when you come back?!? And yeah, I have to agree with the other posters that there must be some sort of fee . Hmmmmm.